it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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