I think I can smell my own vagina right now
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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