take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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