There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
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I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize