Acid is not a monday night drug
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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