I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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