Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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