discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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