In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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