Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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