Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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