I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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