i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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