but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
why is half of my head shaved?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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