you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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