My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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