They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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