Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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