im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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