i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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