Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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