dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
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