hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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