talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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