So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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