We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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