Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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