so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
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That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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