Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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