took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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