not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Green mimosas i think yes
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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