Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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