.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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