Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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