careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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