Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
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tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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