I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize