who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
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Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
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Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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