Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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