all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
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Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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