Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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