Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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