but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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