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you win
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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