and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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