We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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