wakey wakey hands off snakey
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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