it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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