I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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