my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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